Pinkie Pie's Pinkology - Der Club des Lachens

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"Physicists have announced that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle has been superseded by the Pinkie Pie Principle... but admit they can't explain what it means."

"Pinkie Pie is, in fact, NOT crazy. She's actually normal. Everyone else around her is crazy."

"Chuck Norris wears Pinkie Pie pajamas"

"The first rule of Pinkie Pie is you do not talk about Pinkie Pie. Unless you're inviting her to a party. Or saying something nice about her. Or if you're going to give her cake and ice cream...."

"The chief import of Pinkie Pie is sugar."

"Chuck Norris can't Break the 4th Wall, but Pinkie Pie can"

"Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick always Works, but not on Pinkie Pie"

"Pinkie Pie's not stalking you. She just wants to be your friend… fooooreeeeverrrr!"

"If Chuck Norris sneezes on the Beach, we have the biggest Flood Wave ever Rolling,
if Pinkie Pie sneezes on the Beach, we have the biggest Beach Party ever Rolling"

"You can't keep secrets from Pinkie Pie because she's always right behind you or hiding somewhere nearby."

"Who do you bet on, Chuck Norris or Pinkie Pie. Remember: ALWAYS bet on Pinkie Pie"

"Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi,
Pinkie Pie doesn't know the last digit of pi, but she knows it sounds delicious"

"Pinkie Pie sued Pepe LePew for stealing her stalking bounce. Pinkie Pie won the case unanimously."

"Only Pinkie Pie can use Chuck Norris middle Name"

"Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits. Pinkie Pie may appear and try to make him Laugh again."

"Pinkie Pie can ignore the laws of physics. The laws of physics don't dare to ignore her."

"Chuck Norris can simply Walk into Mordor, Pinkie Pie doesn't need to, She'd just be there throwing a Party."

"Chuck Norris never lost, that thing with Pinkie Pie doesn't count, she was just being Pinkie Pie."

"The ghoulies come out only at night because they're scared of Pinkie Pie's giggle."

"Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the World and punch himself in the back of the Head but is still not able to escape Pinkie Pie."

"Chuck Norris can simply choose a favourite Pony, as long as it's Pinkie Pie"

"Pinkie Pie can pop popcorn without heating it."

"Scientists discovered rubber through a flake of Pinkie Pie's skin. Thats why Rubber is pink."

"Pinkie Pie can think inside a Chimney"

"Scientists are still not willing to make any firm statements regarding the existence of Pinkie Pie. They believe she's currently bunkmates with Schrodinger's Cat."

"Earthquakes are just the ground shaking when Pinkie Pie lands after jumping into the stratosphere."

"Pinkie Pie can bake a cake in her freezer and freeze ice cubes in her oven."

"Pinkie Pie reached level 100 on World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade."

"Freddy Krüger admits: "My worst Nightmare is Pinkie Pie"."

"When God created the Universe, Chuck Norris approved it. But then, Pinkie Pie happened. They still just don't know what went Wrong."