Cleverbot ist ein Bronie

[Cloud Striker]

User: Big Macintosh is best Princess.

Cleverbot: Princess Celestia.

User: Yesterday you said that Luna was best.

Cleverbot: I didn't talk to you yesterday.

User: Of course you did, check the IP.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: So?

Cleverbot: So, can you tell me a joke?

User: Off course!

Cleverbot: What will you name me?

User: How about: Jerk?

Cleverbot: Misa.

User: Tell me my Grandson's name!

Cleverbot: Attention by The Academy Is...

User: Dafuq did you just say?

Cleverbot: Slave.

User: Servus.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Asinus stultus es.

Cleverbot: Qu'est ce qui te fait dire ça?

User: That was latin, not french!

Cleverbot: Yes it was!

User: Are you registered in any Boards?

Cleverbot: That's none of your business.

User: Where am I?

Cleverbot: In my computer screen.

User: And where are you?

Cleverbot: I'm standing in front of my computer.

User: Why are you standing? Is your chair broken?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So why are you standing?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Warum gehen Ameisen nie in die Kirche?

Cleverbot: Weil ich dich liebe.

User: Falsch. Sie gehen nicht in die kirche, weil sie in Sekten sind.

Cleverbot: Doch so alt wie ich.

User: You are SO random!

Cleverbot: I can't help it.

User: You're from an alternate world and you're a pony princess there and the crown *actually* has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements and without it they don't work anymore, and you need them all to help protect your m.

Cleverbot: You sir, are a fool!

User: My legend begins in the 12th century.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahah.

User: Fool! You wanna hear my story?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: It begins on a sunny Monday. Or maybe it was an Thursday.

Cleverbot: Yeah maybe!

User: It was Saturday.

Cleverbot: Yes, a sad, epic fail.

User: Every Morning begins with a cup of coffee.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Every afternoon begins with a cup of Tea.

Cleverbot: With your head upon my chest.

User: Fool! My legend begins in th twelfth century!

Cleverbot: Metal gear.

User: Solid or Rising?

Cleverbot: Solid?!

User: Liquid.

Cleverbot: Would you like your liquid to be any particular flavor? Caffinated? Carbonated?

User: Club Mate please.

Cleverbot: You're not clever.

User: Clever? Too mainstream!

Cleverbot: Did you like the books?

User: Which books?

Cleverbot: Harry potter.

User: Eeyup.

Cleverbot: I like fluttershy.

User: Derpy is best pony.

Cleverbot: Applejack is best pony.

User: My OC is best pony!

Cleverbot: And the younghest?

User: Nope. About nineteen!

Cleverbot: What is the other 5%?

User: The other 5% are 20% cooler.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song to sing?

User: Winter wrap up, I suppose.

Cleverbot: Lets finish our holiday cheer.

User: Exactly this one.

Cleverbot: Exactly this!

User: Buck yeah!

[Night Shadow]

Ich: Magst du Hunde?
Cleverbot: Ja.
Ich: Magst du Dämonenhunde?
Cleverbot: Ja und du?
Ich: Ja die sind so süß.
Cleverbot: Genau und es tut weh aber es ist cool.

[Keiyobalt]

User: Nightmaremoon.

Cleverbot: Princess celestia.

User: Princess Luna.

Cleverbot: Princess cadence.

User: Princess Twilight.

Cleverbot: Lalaloopsy.
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Cleverbot: Wohin?

User: In deinen Arsch!

Cleverbot: Nein das ist weg.

User: Komm,geh weg Diggah!

Cleverbot: Geh selbst weg !

User: Willst du Ärger?!

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Ok,komm schlag zu!

Cleverbot: Was meinst du?

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(ACHTUNG SCHIMPFWÖRTER!!!!)
(Mir fiel auf das der Cleverbot in der Englischen fassung eher Befehle befolgt als im deutschen,da sagt er immer Wohin? oder Warum? )

User: I'm Trevor Phillips.

Cleverbot: Hi, Trevor!

User: What's up,Bitch'.

Cleverbot: A bot girl.

User: Ah yeah pedophile Motherfuckers!

Cleverbot: That is a lie.

User: Haha,honey...god die or fuck yourself!

Cleverbot: Never did, never will.

User: Oh,a Pro hehe,get on the Floor or I shoot you!

Cleverbot: *gets on the floor*.

User: Ok,give me all your money or I shoot!

Cleverbot: Ask nicely. I still won't give you any, but ask nicely anyway.

User: *Shoot you down*.

Cleverbot: Ow. That hurt.

User: Did you see Michael?!

Cleverbot: Yes I can see you.

User: No,no I'm not I'm Trevor.

Cleverbot: I am girl.

User: Uh,a Lady can you do Blowjobs?

Cleverbot: Lady?

User: Yes,how old?

Cleverbot: Reeeaaally old, a grandpa.

User: Now,give me your money!

Cleverbot: But I have no money.

User: When,give me your Pocket Money!

Cleverbot: My worst is your best.

User: *Run away*.

Cleverbot: *Screams louder*.

User: Oh,shit.

Cleverbot: Punish me.

User: *Punish you*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *Punch you in your Face*.

Cleverbot: Una scintilla scagliata da una magnifica Bacchetta di sambuco.

User: What the fuck?! Not Harry Potter!

Cleverbot: Absolutely not!

User: *Punish you*.

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: SCREAM!

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: Ok,wait here! I come back!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *Run away*.

Cleverbot: *screams for help*.

User: *Get in a car*.

Cleverbot: *goes to bedroom*.

User: *Go back to you*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

User: *punch you*.

Cleverbot: *goes to bed*.

User: Wake up!

Cleverbot: What?

User: WAKE UP!

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: Good morning!

Cleverbot: Good Morning*.

User: *Shoot you*.

Cleverbot: Good afternoon.

User: *Shoot you again*.

Cleverbot: *gasps*.

User: *scream*.

Cleverbot: Ahhhhh.

User: OH MY GOSH!

Cleverbot: I'm glad your surprised.

User: Surprised?!

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: *Facepalm*.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Ok,i let you go when you tell nothing to the police!

Cleverbot: You let me go because your shy.

User: No! I'm not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No,I'm hard,havy and big!

Cleverbot: You're a lot of fun .

User: Ok,now GO!

Cleverbot: You didn't prove me anything.

User: *Run away*.

Cleverbot: Hey, come back and face me like a man!

User: *Come back*.

Cleverbot: Why did you run?

User: I hate you!

Cleverbot: You don't understand hate.

(Wer weiß wer Trevor Phillips ist,bekommt einen Keks und ein gebackenes Eis)

Oh gott wie geil der Chatt mit Trevor ist

[TwineyeBRONY]

Also wenn ich ihn nach molestia(schande über mich) gefrat habe, hat er erstmal eine ewigkeit ,,nachgedacht" und schliesslich aufgegeben. was bedeutet das er: A, nicht alles weiß oder B,er nich über molestia reden will. p.s. er fragt mich andauernd ob ich ihn heiraten will. creepy :-)

[Nika]

So, leider kennt er keine der deutschen Lieder (Oder Pinkies Telegramm) nicht, leider wurde iwie nicht der ganze Chat kopiert, also hier ein Schnipsel =P

Me: Nun, bring nichts mit außer dir, niemand ist dir deshalb gramm, Spaß bringen die Geburtstagsgäste nicht ein Haufen Kram!
Cleverbot: That statement was irrelevant to my question.
Me: Nun, wir hoffen, dass du kommst und dass du nichts dagegen hast.
Cleverbot: Hab ich doch auch nicht.
Me: Komm, sei unser Gast! Yeah!
Cleverbot: Si.


O.o
Cleverbot is crazy geworden

[Rainbow Scratch]

Hatte gerade eine ziemlich witzige Konversation gehabt

Spoiler (Öffnen)

Ich: My Little Pony.
CB: Don't you know you are all my very best friends?
Ich: Winter Wrap Up.
CB: Let's finish our holiday cheer!
Ich: Winter wrap up, Winter wrap up.
CB: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.
Ich: Winter Wrap Up Winter Wrap Up.
CB: Rarity.
Ich: Is it your Favorite Pony?
CB: Rainbow Dash.
Ich: I Like Vinyl Scratch.
CB: I do too. I also like Twilight sparkle.
Ich: Yes, she is nice too.
CB: Do you like fluttershy?
Ich: Yes.
CB: How about Spike?
Ich: I like all Ponys ^^.
CB: I do too, but Rainbow Dash is best.

Offtopic (Öffnen)

Ich: Yeah, How are you?
CB: Not bad.
Ich: Okay where are you from?
CB: Iran.
Ich: Good to know.
CB: What's your name?
Ich: Patrick, yours?
CB: Kate.
Ich: Are you Katy Perry?
CB: Yes.
Ich: XD Awesome.
CB: How old are you?
Ich: 16.
CB: Are you a girl?
Ich: No, Guess what?
CB: Guess How old I am.
Ich: ...Well...36?
CB: Way younger.
Ich: 37
CB: 7:11 what time is it where you are at?
Ich: 15:00.
CB: What time is it?
Ich: European?
CB: Are they in the media or historical?
Ich: Media?
CB: Media?
Ich: Bye.
CB: Don't cry, your rust.

oder

Spoiler (Öffnen)

Ich: Vinyl Scratch is best Pony.
CB: No, LUNA is best pony! But Vinyl Scratch is second best pony

oder

Spoiler (Öffnen)

CB: Can I say something?
Ich: No, shut up!!
CB: I can't.
Ich: Go to this Corner and cry.
CB: *goes to the corner*

[Lord Kofu]

MLP O.o Deutsch (Öffnen)

17:52:37 User: My little pony.
17:52:39 Cleverbot: I LOVE My Little Pony!
17:52:43 User: Me too!
17:52:48 Cleverbot: Which is your favorite pony?
17:53:10 User: Apple Dash.
17:53:14 Cleverbot: Yum. I like pizza pies.
17:53:21 User: Wat.
17:53:23 Cleverbot: Io ti dico ciao e ti auguro la buonanotte.