All of a sudden, there shined a shiny pony...in the middle... of the road.
And it said: "Play the elements of harmony, or I'll eat your souls (whisper:Souls)."
Well me and Kyle,... we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay."
And we played the first thing that came to our heads, just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
[...]
Needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his whippet tail,
And the beast was done. It asked us: "(snort) Be you ponies?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men Rock!! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahn,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!