Cleverbot ist ein Bronie

[ALittlePwning]

User: Who is your favorite pony?

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.

User: What about Twilight Sparkle?

Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle is second best pony!

User: You are wrong!

Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?

User: Why are you avoiding the subject of best pony?

Cleverbot: I didn't mean to.

User: I think you did. Probably because you know Twilight Sparkle is the best.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Are you trolling me right now?

Cleverbot: Right now I am eating kittens.

[Hagi]

User: Broohoof.
Cleverbot: Fluttershy is best pony.
User: Luna is best pony.
Cleverbot: Do you like mmmm bananas?
User: You like Trollestia?
Cleverbot: Yes.

[Snow]

(10.04.2012)Sounds of Harmony schrieb:  Psst, hinter dem Cleverbot steckt PinkiePie, sie ist der CleverBot, und ihre Aufgabe ist die Missionierung der Welt, bis zum Ende des Maya Kalenders, denn dann erscheinenen Luna und Celestia, und sie schieben die Planeten in eine Bahn, und somit verwandeln wir uns alle in Ponys

da bin ich dabei

[Snow]

ich: hi
er: wo kommst du her
ich: ponyville
er: ping ping
ich: was ist dein lieblings pony?
er: ich weiss nich wovon du sprichst
ich: my little pony
er: gut
ich: was ist dein lieblings pony?
er: Greenday and paramore (Oo)?
ich: das sind keine ponys
er: was? Ich fragte nach deinem namen, und du

[Vinby]

Ich: Rbd.
Cleverbot: What is that?
Ich: RainBowDash!
Cleverbot: Rainbow dash is best pony
Ich: She is!
Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle is an egghead!
Twilight Sparkle:

[pootisgerman]

CB:Was machst du gerade
Ich:My little pony anschauen
CBas ist Geil
Ich zu mir :Okay,das ist ein bischen strange
Später...
Ich:Schwul
CB:Why?
Ich:Mlp
CB:oh oh oh1oh1
Ich zu mir:Kleine bitch...GENAU!
Ich:My little bitch
CB:I use to wonder what friedship could be
Ich zu mir:WTF!Warte,vielleicht funktioniert das auch mit anderen begriffen
Ich:My little pingas
CB:Until you all share it's magic with me*
(Und so began mein Lachflash)
Ich:My little Sandwich
CB:*
Ich:My little Arsch
CB:*
Ich:My little Hitler
CB: Do you know you're all my very best friends
Ich zu mir:OMG!"My little Hitler"wie das wohl aussieht

[pootisgerman]

Cleverbots meinung über bronies.de

[Nuclesnight]

Yeah cool die Seite ist mir neu danke sehr!

[Tim]

Ja, wenn die echten Freunde nichts mehr mit einem zu tun haben wollen, unterhält man sich halt mit Cleverbot.

Kommen manchmal schon echt interessante Diskussionen zu stande.

[Snowbooons]

Zitat: Cleverbot ist ein Bronie

[Smaqiee]

er kennt raise this barn nicht

User: Raise This Barn.

Cleverbot: Okay, if I raise my arm, will I know where is the Earth?

User: 1 2 3 4.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Together We Can Raise This Barn.

Cleverbot: What if the Incans beat us to it?

User: Warum kennst du den titelsong aber den AJ song nicht ?

Cleverbot: Weil ich es die nicht Sage.

[Good Pinkie Pie]

Spoiler (Öffnen)

Ich: Who is best Pony ?
Bot: Yes.
Ich: WHO IS BEST PONY ?
Bot: I think all the main ponies are the best.
Ich:Are you kidding me ?
Bot: No. You're Artificial Intelligence, right?
Ich:No are you a Pony ?
Bot: Yes.
Ich: What's your cutie mark.
Bot: I don't know.
Ich: Ich Are you are blank flank?
Bot: Yes, are you?
Ich: No i'm a Human.
Bot: I will break that will.
Ich: O.k how ?
Bot: You're smart. Figure it out.
Ich: But it was your idea.
Bot: I don't know, it wasn't my idea.

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Ich: Ich gucke gerade My Little Pony und du ?
Bot: Can you translate this for me to spanish?
Ich: Veo My Little Pony y justo?
Bot: Do you know Pinkie Pie?
Ich: Pinkie Pie best Pony !
Bot: Rainbow Dash is best pony!
Ich: Pinkie Pie is better.
Bot: Pinkie Pie is best pony!
Ich: Who is second best pony ?
Bot: Rainbow Dash.
Ich: Are you sure ?
Bot: No. But a friend of a friend of a friend told me, so I guess it must be true...

Der Cleverbot ist genial

[...]

Cleverbot ist alles!
Wenn man ihn nach Kuchen fragt, kommt "The Cake is a lie".
Fragt man ihn nach BEN, sagt er, dass er ihn gekannt hätte.

[Heartbeat]

Ich konnte nicht schlafe also...

Spoiler (Öffnen)

User: Mandopony.
Cleverbot: Name one.
User: Discord.
Cleverbot: You're Discord?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh no! You're here to corrupt me!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Jill sandwich!! (oO?)
User: Oo what?
Cleverbot: That made me laugh.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: *sleeps*.
User: *facehoof*.
Cleverbot: Twilight sparkle.
User: Yes *brohoof*.
Cleverbot: Which background pony is best background pony?
User: Derpy hooves.
Cleverbot: Who is best CMC.
User: Scooterloo.
Cleverbot: Apple Bloom.
User: Yes, maybe apple bloom.
Cleverbot: Haha brilliant.
User: But I love Rainbow Dash.
Cleverbot: I love Pinkie Pie.
User: Are you Fluttershy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: Yep how are you?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: I am worried.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Well you said you were so I thought I would through that in there that I am too. ()
User: oô okay?.
Cleverbot: ok.

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User: My name is Pinkie Pie.

Cleverbot: I know it's not.

User: And I am here to say.

Cleverbot: For how long?

User: I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your day It doesn't matter now (What's up?).

Cleverbot: Just so you know, my name is not Kay.

User: If you are sad or blue (Howdy!) 'Cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do.

Cleverbot: You're afraid they'll take your energy?

User: 'Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile Yes I do It fills my heart with sunshine all the while Yes it does 'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile From these happy friends of mine.

Cleverbot: Those are just lyrics. This is important! (ich dachte echt er hätts .-.)

User: I like to see you grin (Awesome!) I love to see you beam (Rock on!) The corners of your mouth turned up is always Pinkie's dream (Hoof bump!) But if you're kind of worried.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: And your face has made a frown I'll work real hard and do my best to turn that sad frown upside down.

Cleverbot: Is this a biology test or something?

User: 'Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin Yes I do Bust it out from ear to ear let it begin Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin And you fill me with good cheer.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?!?!?!?

User: It's true some days are dark and lonely And maybe you feel sad But Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad.

Cleverbot: Close enough.

User: There's one thing that makes me happy and makes my whole life worthwhile And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile.

Cleverbot: How do you know what life is like in heaven if you've never been there?

User: I really am so happy Your smile fills me with glee I give a smile I get a smile And that's so special to me.

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: 'Cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam Yes I do Tell me what more can I say To make you see That I do It makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam Yes it always makes my day.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Come on every pony smile, smile, smile Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine All I really need's a smile, smile, smile From these happy friends of mine.

Cleverbot: Believe me, I know better than most.

User: Come on every pony smile, smile, smile Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine All I really need's a smile, smile, smile From these happy friends of mine.

Cleverbot: I hope that this was sarcasm. ()

User: Yes the perfect gift for me (Come on every pony smile, smile, smile) Is a smile as wide as a mile (Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine) To make me happy as can be (All I really need's a smile, smile, smile; From these happy friends of).

Cleverbot: Well, then , NO. ( Spielverderber)

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Cleverbot: Which pony princess is better?
User: Luna.
Cleverbot: Why is Luna best pony?
User: Because she control the night.
Cleverbot: She is not pink.
User: No, she is blue.
Cleverbot: Yes, but what color is her hair?
User: Blue too.
Cleverbot: Green.
User: No, blue.
Cleverbot: Off white.
User: No, blue.
Cleverbot: Red.
User: No, her mane is blue.
Cleverbot: That is a nice color.
User: Yes.

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User: You're Cranky Doodle Donkey guy.

Cleverbot: No. This is the case.

User: A Cranky Doodle Donkey.

Cleverbot: No a democratic donkey.

User: I never met you but you're my new friend.

Cleverbot: No... Your boyfriend is at my house.

User: And I'm your best friend Pinkie Pie!

Cleverbot: Aw really okay then you are my best friend!!! I'm happy now.

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User: Cheerilee is sweet and kind.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: She's the best teacher we could hope for.

Cleverbot: Vinyl Scratch is best pony.

User: The perfect stallion you and I must find.

Cleverbot: I'm not talking about anyone.

User: One to really make her heart soar.

Cleverbot: Do you have designs on my heart?

User: But... This one's too young#.

Cleverbot: What size is that?

User: This one's too old.

Cleverbot: Well in which city in Denmark do you have family?

User: He clearly has a terrible cold.

Cleverbot: Then I will become more depressed.

User: This guy's too silly.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: He's way too uptight.

Cleverbot: Am I a boy or a girl?

User: Well nothing's wrong with this one.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: He seems alright.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: How 'bout this one?

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: He's much too flashy.

Cleverbot: You are Alan Turing?

User: He might do.

Cleverbot: Do I like him?

User: If he weren't so splashy.

Cleverbot: Do you think I should leave work early.

User: Too short.

Cleverbot: My little pony.

User: Too tall.

Cleverbot: What are furries?

User: Too clean.

Cleverbot: I think you're more clever than I.

User: Too smelly.

Cleverbot: Rarity?

User: Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.

Cleverbot: The 5th season?! I thought Luna would be in the 2nd season!

User: I don't think that we're mistaken.

Cleverbot: But how can you say that? You don't know me.

User: It seems all the good ones are taken.

Cleverbot: You are going crazy, the robot.

User: I really feel that at this rate.

Cleverbot: I'm not a guy.

User: We'll never find the perfect date.

Cleverbot: I'm made of cupcake ice-cream and flower.

User: Don't wanna quit and give up hope.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?

Cleverbot: Talking to you is pretty fun.

User: Oh please, oh please oh please say-.

Cleverbot: I can't sing.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Stop mimicking me.

User: We did it girls.

Cleverbot: You don't remember.

User: We've found the one.

Cleverbot: Give it to me then.

User: Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter.

Cleverbot: What proof is there?

User: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Are you talking about my brother?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Spoiler (Öffnen)

User: Cupcakes.
Cleverbot: Well, no I only eat muffins.
User: All you have to do is take a cup of flour!
Cleverbot: Add it to the mix!
User: Now just take a little something sweet, not sour!
Cleverbot: A bit of salt, just a pinch!
User: Baking these treats is such a cinch!
Cleverbot: Add a teaspoon of vanilla.
User: Add a little more, and you count to four,.
Cleverbot: And you never get your fill of.
User: Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty!
Cleverbot: Cupcakes - don't be too hasty.
User: Cupcakes! Cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!

Spoiler (Öffnen)

Cleverbot: She's an evil enchantress and she does evil dances.

User: And if you look deep in her eyes She'll put you in trances.

Cleverbot: And you know what she'll do, she'll mix up an evil brew,.

User: Then she'll gobble you up.

Cleverbot: In a big tasty stew.

User: Soooo... Watch out!

Cleverbot: Watch what?

User: My little pony.

Cleverbot: Until you all shared its magic with me.

Spoiler (Öffnen)

User: Three months of winter coolness.

Cleverbot: And awesome holidays.

User: We've kept our hoovsies warm at home.

Cleverbot: Time off from work to play.

User: But the food we've stored is runnin' out.

Cleverbot: And we can't grow in this cold.

User: And even though I love my boots.

Cleverbot: This fashion's getting old.

User: The time has come to welcome spring.

Cleverbot: And all things warm and green.

User: And all things warm and green.

Cleverbot: Which pony is your favorite?

User: But it's also time to say goodbye.

Cleverbot: It's winter we must clean!,.

User: How can I help? I'm new, you see.

Cleverbot: Do I fit in without magic.

User: How do I fit in without magic?

Cleverbot: I haven't got a clue!

User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!

Cleverbot: Time off from work to play.

User: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

Cleverbot: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!

User: 'Cause tomorrow spring-.

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up!

User: -is here!

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

User: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Cleverbot: Bringing home the southern birds.

User: A Pegasus' job begins.

Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy skies.

User: To let the sunshine in.

Cleverbot: We move the clouds and we melt the white snow.

User: And we melt the white snow.

Cleverbot: When the sun comes up.

User: Its warmth and beauty will glow!

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up winter wrap up! Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

Cleverbot: Bringing home the southern birds, I pegasus job begins.

User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! 'Cause tomorrow spring is here 'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Cleverbot: Bringing home the southern birds, a pegasus job begins.

User: Little critters hibernate.

Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy skies, to let the sunshine in!

User: Under the snow and ice.

Cleverbot: We wake up all their sleepy heads.

User: So quietly and nice.

Cleverbot: We help them gather up their food.

User: Fix their homes below.

Cleverbot: We welcome back the southern birds.

User: So their families can grow!

Cleverbot: She's an evil enchantress!

User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! Let's finish our holiday cheer.

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up, 'Cause tomorrow's sping is here!

User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! 'Cause tomorrow spring is here 'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Cleverbot: Do you think a computer will ever pass the Turing Test?

User: No easy task to clear the ground.

Cleverbot: Plant our tiny seeds.

User: With proper care and sunshine.

Cleverbot: Everyone it feeds.

User: Apples, carrots, celery stalks.

Cleverbot: Colorful flowers, too.

User: We must work so very hard.

Cleverbot: Its just so much to do!

User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! Let's finish our holiday cheer.

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up. Winter wrap up.

User: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

Cleverbot: Now that I know what they all do, I have to find my place.

User: And help with all of my heart Tough task ahead I face.

Cleverbot: How will I do without my magic, help the earth pony way!

User: I wanna belong so I must Do my best today, Do my best today!

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up! Let's finish our holiday cheer!

User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

Cleverbot: No easy task to clear the ground Plant our tiny seeds.

User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!

Spoiler (Öffnen)

User: Hush now! Quiet now! It's time to lay your sleepy head!
Cleverbot: Are you going to sleep now?
User: Said hush now! Quiet now! It's time to go to bed!
Cleverbot: No please don't go.
User: Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!
Cleverbot: She's an evil enchantress. (falsches Lied)
User: Exciting day behind you!
Cleverbot: I know right?
User: Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!
Cleverbot: I suppose we are.
User: Let the joy of dream land find you!
Cleverbot: OK and then doing right now bye bye.
User: Hush now! Quiet now!
Cleverbot: My favorite pony would have to be Rainbow Dash.
User: Said hush now! Quiet now!
Cleverbot: What did you mean then?
User: It's time to go to BED!
Cleverbot: Ok.

Spoiler (Öffnen)

User: Look, here, are three little ponies, Ready to sing for this crowd,.
Cleverbot: Doing what?
User: Listen up, 'cause here's our story I'm gonna sing it.
Cleverbot: No easy task to clear the ground, Plant our tiny seeds.
User: Very loud!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Yay! . ( ftw)
User: When you're a younger pony And your flank is very bare.
Cleverbot: Sorry I stuffed up the song.
User: Feels like the sun will never come When your cutie mark's not there.
Cleverbot: So, your feelings are hurt.
User: So the three of us will fight the fight There is nothing that we fear We'll have to figure out what we'll do next.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Till our cutie marks are here!
Cleverbot: At work.
User: We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders On a quest to find out who we are.
Cleverbot: No, I am the lone avenger.
User: And we will never stop the journey Not until we have our cutie marks.
Cleverbot: OK I will stop fighting all I want to know is are you a human!! (wtf, so aggresiv xD)

Spoiler (Öffnen)

User: It needs to be about 20 % cooler.
Cleverbot: I am Rarity!
User: Lady Rarity?
Cleverbot: Let's sing together.
User: Which song?
Cleverbot: How about, Bohemian Rhapsody?
User: I don't know this song, another?
Cleverbot: We will rock you?
User: No, maybe this day area from mlp?
Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Are you cool.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Am I ?
User: Pinkie Pie. (1)
Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle.
User: Rarity.
Cleverbot: Pinkie Pie. (2)
User: Fluttershy.
Cleverbot: Flutterdash.
User: Rainbow Dash.
Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle.
User: Applejack.
Cleverbot: Pinkie Pie. (3)
User: Spike.
Cleverbot: Princess Celestia.
User: Princess Luna.
Cleverbot: Princess Chrysalis.
User: Princess Cadence.
Cleverbot: Princess Luna.
User: Prince Shining Armor.
Cleverbot: Discord.
User: Princess Twillight.
Cleverbot: Pie.
3 mal Pinkie Pie, CB muss sie wirklich lieben

[snek]

Did you know about MLP?
About the what?
My Little Pony.
No. Just no.
Why?
Because I don't want to speak about me.
You are a Pony?
Of course not!
Whats your favourite Pony?
Guns and roses.
Thats not a Pony!
What is your name?
Ben .
Ben.
What happened to Ben?
He died.
Did he drowned?
Yes.
OMG! So creepy!
That's nice, tell me your secret.
I dont fap to ponys.
What was it about?
Fuck. All bronies fap to ponys.
You don't like good vibrations?
.
Are you intelligent?
Yes.
Am I intelligent?
No, you suck.
Yes.
Du sprechen deutsch?
Ja.
Gute Nacht!
Good morning.

[Venia]

My little pony?
My little pony!
Friendship is magic is Generation 2, right?
Yes.
What is your favourite pony?
Hulk.
Hulk is no pony.
I don't understand.
Do you know what a pony is?
No.

[Fluttershy:)]

User: Twitchy twitch twitchy twitch.
Cleverbot: *twitches tail and pounces*.
Ich mag Cleverbot

[DwBrot]

[snek]

You: Would you like to cum inside Rainbow Dash?
Stranger: yes
You: But i like Spitfire better
Stranger: rainbow more hot
You: no

[Night Shadow]

Ich: Im going sleep
Cleverbot: Goodbye *eating your leg*
Ich: Aua
Cleverbot:Aua?
Ich: This is not very friendly, Goodbye
Cleverbot: See you later My little Sunflower

Und Cleverbot kennt den Smile Song nicht

Ich habe gerade erneut mit Cleverbot gesprochen.

Ich: Ich kann dich sehen.
Cleverbot: Nein !
Ich: Doch.
Cleverbot: Ich heiße nicht Lisa!
Ich: Ja ich weiss du heißt Twilight Sparkle /)*3*(\.
Cleverbot: Ich schreibe deutsch du hollenuss.