Ich: I want to be a tree.

Cleverbot: Why does that career choice interest you?
Ich: Because all the birds and critters will love me.

Cleverbot: I do love you!
Ich: Thank you, little bird!
Cleverbot: Are you pretty?
Ich: Yes, i am a pretty tree!
Cleverbot: How pretty?
Ich: Pretty as Fluttershy!
Cleverbot: I will not.
Ich: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't feel like it.
Ich: Poor Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Want to hear a joke?
Ich: No.

Cleverbot: Good, you don't deserve one.
Ich:

But why?
Cleverbot: Good Question.
Ich: I always ask good questions.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Ich: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: So how are you?
Ich: I'm a tree.

Cleverbot: What kind of tree?
Ich: A Fluttertree!
Cleverbot: Large or small?
Ich: Small!
Cleverbot: Cheers.
Ich: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Welcome.
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Ich: I'm Celestias faithfull student.

Cleverbot: How are you certain that you are a girl?
Ich: I have a long Mane.

Cleverbot: That's cool. What is it? I would like to know.
Ich: It's the hair of a pony or horse.

Cleverbot: What is at the end of time?
Ich: The End.
Cleverbot: Noo tell me for real. How old are you?
Ich: 20.

Cleverbot: I'm 17. Are you a boy or a girl?
Ich: Girl!

Cleverbot: And your name is Sebastian.
Ich: No, my Name ist Applejack.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Ich: Applejack!
Cleverbot: Fluttershy.
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Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
Ich: I want to talk about my teacher, Princess Celestia!
Cleverbot: Ask a question then.
Ich: What is the meaning of studying?
Cleverbot: 42.